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[xp_shadowcat]

Sexy Optimus Prime as Halloween costume. Good idea orrrr bad idea?

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[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Lmao that would be hilarious. They can just modify a poop emoji costume and add a few splashes of red.

...yeah I can tell I'm a little loopy from a long shift when I am highly amused by this.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

They? Don't you mean I?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

lmao, you're thinking of seriously going to go as dysentery?

I love you.

I'm tempted to go as a prairie woman. You can chase me around with a sign that reads 'you have died of dysentery.'

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

LET'S DOOOOO IT.

Though I gotta admit, going as syphilis would probably be cuter.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Honey, I've treated syphilis. It isn't pretty. :D

We need to rope some other people in...one to play a wagon, another fellow pioneers, maybe some oxen....

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

JP would probably make a pretty good ox.

And have you never seen a stuffed syphilis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/1012.5x1012.5/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/o/pox.jpg)? Of all the microbes, it might be my very favorite.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

He's one of the speeders, right? I suppose as a euphemism it's pretty good. :D


You just like it because it looks like pestilent cotton candy.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, since dysentery's taken. :)

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

huh?

Sorry, the late shift has my brain all kurfuzzled.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about costumes that involve speed... or could. Ew.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Road rash? Keanu Reeves?