I immediately thought of how badly a "sexy" Optimus Prime costume would hold up if you got attacked by zombies, assassins, or Brotherhood members. The rest of the planet generally doesn't seem to have that problem.
Because I have apparently been at the mansion too long to include this as a possibility.
Hmm. I wonder if we could figure out some practical Optimus Prime body armor...
And have you never seen a stuffed syphilis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/1012.5x1012.5/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/o/pox.jpg)? Of all the microbes, it might be my very favorite.
The Sexy A.Ham costume isn't actually that bad (just expensive but made with cheap materials)--it's the military outfit with a deeper neckline. I just can't bring myself to pay that much for what's basically a tan bodysuit with some fake brass buttons hanging on the front.
I think I'm going to go as Velma. And not Sexy Velma, just normal Velma.
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Date: 2016-10-13 03:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 01:40 pm (UTC)Because I have apparently been at the mansion too long to include this as a possibility.
Hmm. I wonder if we could figure out some practical Optimus Prime body armor...
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Date: 2016-10-13 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 03:00 am (UTC)What can I say? I like to be prepared for anything.
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Date: 2016-10-14 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 03:15 am (UTC)Not touching that one with a 20 foot pole.
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Date: 2016-10-13 07:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 01:42 pm (UTC)And Sailor Moon, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego....
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Date: 2016-10-13 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 03:04 am (UTC)...yeah I can tell I'm a little loopy from a long shift when I am highly amused by this.
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Date: 2016-10-14 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 03:17 am (UTC)I love you.
I'm tempted to go as a prairie woman. You can chase me around with a sign that reads 'you have died of dysentery.'
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Date: 2016-10-14 04:20 am (UTC)Though I gotta admit, going as syphilis would probably be cuter.
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Date: 2016-10-14 04:27 am (UTC)We need to rope some other people in...one to play a wagon, another fellow pioneers, maybe some oxen....
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Date: 2016-10-14 04:40 am (UTC)And have you never seen a stuffed syphilis (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/1012.5x1012.5/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/o/pox.jpg)? Of all the microbes, it might be my very favorite.
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Date: 2016-10-14 04:43 am (UTC)You just like it because it looks like pestilent cotton candy.
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Date: 2016-10-14 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 04:52 am (UTC)Sorry, the late shift has my brain all kurfuzzled.
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Date: 2016-10-14 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 01:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 07:32 am (UTC)You know, I wish people would start doing unsexy costumes. Like, I don't know, unsexy Fox Mulder or something. You know what I mean.
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Date: 2016-10-13 09:31 pm (UTC)I think I'm going to go as Velma. And not Sexy Velma, just normal Velma.
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Date: 2016-10-13 11:27 pm (UTC)...My ex was totally crushed out on her actually.
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Date: 2016-10-13 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-14 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-13 02:50 pm (UTC)https://youtu.be/XQEts6om76U
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Date: 2016-10-13 11:26 pm (UTC)Maybe you and I should go trick or treating together. I like your style.
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Date: 2016-10-17 06:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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