A'ight, we're gonna do this and we're calling it Friendsgiving and if you wanna put in complaints I'll make a turkey-shaped complaints box you can write an essay about the fucked history of the holiday and then enjoy good food and the joys of everyone's presence like totally guilt-free.

It will not be an artistic box.

As like, usual, there will be turkey. There will probably be a lot of turkey, because it's turkey season.

Please sign up for sides. There's a legit real sign up sheet taped to the fridge, but I will accept it signups up in the form of text messages or comments here. If you can't cook won't cook idgaf show up anyway I like throwing food parties.